It's been a while since I've taken a weeklong trip. Parenthood will do that. In many ways, we're always testing the waters. When Little Dude was born, it was hard for me to even get away for 24 hours. He is more self-sufficient, so lately, I've found I can get away for an extended weekend.
We decided to try a week. I picked a week in July since I figured I'd have long days. This would allow me to maximize the daylight and visit as many counties as possible. The one thing I hadn't really thought about for July was the chances of extreme weather.
Extreme weather seems to have been a theme, especially in the past year or two. In July, there was a chance of extreme heat. The further south you go, the higher the chance for it. The rest of the country was not immune either. I know certain areas were breaking heat records.
To the east, massive rainstorms and flooding seemed like an issue. To the west, the opposite was true. Drought and massive wildfires were the main threats, making trip planning challenging.
With the extreme heat, it's hard to sleep in the car. I find anything over 75F is hard to sleep in. Worrying about flooding is a big issue, especially with mapping applications. They like to take you on dumb routes. If it's raining and I'm not familiar with the area, I could see how I could accidentally turn down a back road. It could have a low water crossing. I may find myself in trouble fast, especially when driving at night.
What scares me the most are fires. They can pop up out of nowhere and seem to move fast. I've heard of people only having minutes to evacuate after a fire has been started. Seeing the pictures and videos on the news makes it look like hell on earth. I want to avoid areas where there is a high risk of fires popping up at all costs.
That said, it looks like going east would be my best bet. Vermont had received some flooding before my trip, but I hoped the waters would subside. It appeared that the temperatures would be reasonable. Barring any severe storms, this would be the perfect area to visit.
I used AI for my planning and was also able to confirm I'd have good weather on my itinerary.
I also was happy that I was driving. My trip happened when the major computer outages were hitting the airlines hard.
I packed the car and got ready to go. I made sure to swap out the 12V adapter for the GPS with a USB adapter. This would free up more ports to charge my phone or do other things.
Additionally, because I knew I'd be off the grid for a while, I bought a backup device for my phone. The last thing I'd want to do is lose pictures.
I dropped Little Dude off at daycare and then went to Casey's to top off and get breakfast.
Since I didn't want to burn up my phone data, I would primarily use my GPS. I had to use AI to hack things a bit. Manually entering addresses takes forever. I was able to create contacts on my phone with the courthouse addresses. They are displayed in a particular order, so I could easily send them to the GPS via the app.
I hit the road and made it through Illinois and Indiana. I ran into some traffic jams around the Chicago area, but I was in Michigan soon enough.
I tried to find one of the closest counties that I hadn't completed yet to start my journey. I decided to follow a row of counties in Michigan. The first county was Calhoun County.
Southern Michigan seems to be the land of non-descript gas stations. There don't seem to be chains like Kwik Trip there. This generic station was my first gas stop as I made it to Jackson County.
I did some more interstate driving to Washtenaw County.
I appreciated the express lanes on my way to Wayne County. These lanes had limited exits, and I could quickly get downtown to visit the new and old courthouses.
I fought traffic on my way to Monroe County.
I was soon in Ohio and visiting Lucas County.
I could have kept driving a long way on the road I was on, but I had a mission to follow. I was soon in Wood County.
I had to drive slower following a semi on the two-lane roads to Sandusky County.
I started to look for a place to stay for the night after I visited Ottawa County.
Fortunately, the rest stop was 8 minutes away from the courthouse. I made my way there as the sun was setting.
I had packed a bunch of food and used a picnic table to make supper.
After eating, I got ready for bed. I set up my fan and settled in.
Before bed, I used ChatGPT. It estimated the number of counties I could complete the next day based on my itinerary.
When I woke up, I used my 12V water heater to make some instant coffee.
I ended up getting more coffee at a gas station, which I stopped at when I topped off. In many ways, it isn't worth the hassle to make your coffee since coffee is usually so cheap.
After that stop, before you know it, I was at Erie County.
Up next was Huron County.
It was toll time to Lorain County.
I came into the big city of Cleveland to visit Cuyahoga County.
Fortunately, Ohio has Sheetz gas stations, which have an awesome food selection. I got a breakfast sub.
After that stop, I made it to Lake County.
There was some back road driving to Geauga County.
Up next was Ashtabula County. They had a new and old courthouse there.
I crossed over into Pennsylvania and went to Crawford County,
I stopped at a public library to use the bathroom and the internet. If they are open, public libraries are great for this.
The slow drivers continued as I made my way to Erie County. Most of this drive was on 79 North which only had one lane for a decent amount of miles. If you got stuck behind someone going slow, you just had to deal with it.
I eventually made it to New York.
I made my way through Pennsylvania.
Eventually, I made it to Chautauqua County. I had a mission to get to Buffalo by nightfall. I needed to find a church with a Saturday night mass to go to.
I made my way through rolling hills.
I realized that I forgot to account for one of the time zones and would be very late. I was already at my destination when I checked the time. There was a small church in Buffallo, New York that had mass in like 30 minutes. It was going to be close!
I got there in the nick of time. It was also super hot, so I made sure to have the fans running before mass.
As I left, I started doing some hotel hunting. I knew that I had a hotel brand that I had points with. I looked for one in Buffalo, and it was totally sold out. Eventually, I found a hotel with availability in the area.
I got there and checked in.
I unloaded my car and checked on my fridge. It was getting close to 45 degrees. I was at a hotel, so I knew I'd need to figure out a better solution.
I grabbed some ice and used the room's AC to cool down my fridge. I turned the heat way down and pointed the AC towards my fridge. The warm air from the fridge was getting absorbed by the AC, and it seemed to do a good job at cooling it down. After I finished that, I checked the temperature and was pleasantly surprised! It had cooled down 20 degrees.
The following day, I was supposed to pick up my car before 2:00 PM. I set out with a destination of getting to Buffalo's suburbs when it opened at 8. I had planned on being there by 7. I figured the rest of my counties were on the way back from the tire place.
I got some instant ramen for breakfast and hit the road.
The night before, I checked with ChatGPT to see how I could finish my circuit of county visits. I was advised that I could get the rest of my New York counties done before my 2 PM cutoff and still make it to the shop by 8.
I had bought a cold brew and bagel from the hotel's breakfast, so I didn't have to worry about stopping.
I had planned on eating on the road. I decided to stop at a Tim Hortons since they are regional and hard to find where I live.
I visited counties on my way back from the shop. I had stopped at a bank to get groceries, and by then, it was late morning. I decided to just get a second night at the hotel because I was tired. Additionally, it doesn't make sense to visit counties late at night when I have a 2 PM cutoff the next day anyways.
While I was out, I saw that there was a mall. McKinley Mall was my first and only full-on Dead Mall experience. Sure, I've been to Oakwood Mall and had a Dead Mall vibe. In some ways, Oakwood Mall is like a mall in hospice care if we are being honest. That said, there are still some legitimate stores, and parts of the mall look decent.
McKinley Mall did not feel that way. When you walk in, the mall has this uncanny vibe to it. I'm not sure if it was all the walking I did or if it was from my tire replacement, but the air didn't feel like it was circulating too well.
There were vintage gumball machines. I would try them if they worked. I decided to get some change.
None of the machines really worked. Maybe this place was fake. It did have a weird vibe to it.
I walked around and eventually made it to the food court.
There really was only one restaurant open.
I left and went to a nearby Wegman's to get some food. I got a bunch of stuff to take back to the hotel.
I got back to the hotel and requested the same room. I was glad to be able to get it.
I unpacked and loaded up the room's fridge.
Once again, I had to cool my fridge. I couldn't help it. I kept checking the temperature on it. It was definitely addicting!
With nothing in it, there was little food I had to unload from the fridge. I kept all my perishables in the hotel's fridge.
I got some chicken from the grocery store and sat down to eat. I was so tired from all the walking I did at the mall. It was a needed rest day.
The following day, I got up and went to get my car.
After getting my car, I went back to the hotel, loaded up the car, and hit the road. I got a bunch of courts in Northern New York that I wanted to visit. The first was Niagara County.
I decided to stop at Dollar Tree for snacks before the next county.
Up next was Orleans County.
I got to Genesee County by going straight down Highway 98. I could have been back in Texas based on the fields of crops.
I went to a neighborhood in Wyoming County.
The traffic wasn't too bad driving through a small town to Livingston County.
I had to get on the highway at one point.
I eventually made it to Ontario County. They had a new and old courthouse.
I could have kept going, but I decided to call it and head home. I needed gas and started making my way towards the turnpike.
I stopped for gas and saw a combine crossing the road.
Heading south on a small highway, I passed through Yates County.
I did a slight detour to Steuben County.
I made it to Tompkins County and went into downtown Ithaca. This was my last county of the trip.
I stopped at Fastrac, which was a Northern New York convenience store. I topped off and got some pizza. I looked at the prices, and they were better than Kwik Trip!
From here, it was off to 81. I made a short detour to Oswego County. I had wanted to start a line of counties here but decided against it.
I got back on 81.
I noticed there were storms to my left. I did my best to try and get ahead of them on 81. I mostly got through them, but occasionally, I ran into some downpours.
I had ventured to the northern part of the state, so I made a detour to Jefferson County.
I followed the highway down to the Adirondack Mountains to Lewis County.
I used Google Maps since I was curious about how long the detour would be. The detour would cost me another hour or so. I decided I'd detour to Lewis County and sleep there. I thought I'd get up early and drive around the area some more, but it just didn't happen. I wanted to get home.
I'll say the rest stop had a clean bathroom and was lit decently. It was a good location to spend the night.
I used an app to see when the sunrise was.
I normally have a lifejacket I use to lounge on while I'm sleeping. It's helpful in keeping myself propped up and comfortable. I wasn't able to find it when I woke up. I saw that it was below my feet. I have no idea how it moved.
I used the bathroom in the visitors center and made some instant coffee before hitting the road.
I arrived just as the county courthouse opened up.
I made my way out of the mountains and started hitting the agriculture.
A few counties had courthouses with flashy colors. The first was Herkimer County.
I had a McDonald's breakfast before hitting Otsego County.
I had some really small counties to go through. The first was Schoharie County.
The back roads for this part of the trip were pretty scenic.
Next up was Delaware County.
It was a short drive to Sullivan County. I stopped at a rest stop on the way and was getting really tired.
I thought about staying at this rest stop for the night. It was only around 10 in the morning and super early. That said, it felt like the middle of the night. I was so tired.
I realized that even with my stop, I'd still be able to get to Vermont by nightfall. Maybe I could get a few hours of sleep and push myself.
I decided to get some counties done and find a rest stop once I got into Vermont. One thing I realized is that there was a strong headwind and with the mountains. My gas mileage was really dipping down. I stopped twice for gas, which definitely took up a significant amount of time.
I eventually made it to Washington County. They had a Stewart's there, which appeared to be a very regional convenience store/gas station. I topped off and got a pizza and sandwich.
I crossed over from New York into Vermont.
I passed through a few small towns as I followed Highway 22A going North.
I stopped in Burlington, Vermont. I knew I was staying in the city somewhere, so I decided to hunt for a parking spot. Most parking is limited to 2 hours. I eventually found the parking app. It had a kiosk, so it was more reliable. That said, paying 80 cents for 30 minutes seemed steep!
After a bit of walking, I made it to the Chittenden County Courthouse.
I then realized that I had missed a courthouse along the way. I saw I had time to regroup, so I stopped at a public library near where I was parked.
I started putting different scenarios into Google Maps and readjusted my route.
I made sure to avoid turtles on my way to Grand Isle County.
I passed a few cows on my way to Franklin County.
By now, I had hit a wall. I was tired and needed to take a nap. A sign that I'm tired is that other drivers really start to irritate me. I don't know if many of the other drivers were either partaking in the legal cannabis or the wineries. People were just driving really slow.
The speed limits are already obnoxiously slow at 50mph for two-lane highways. It seems like many people were driving 40. It got to the point that driving through half the state at 40 became super annoying.
Luckily, there was a rest stop nearby. I parked under a tree and got out multiple fans. This was the first time I had stopped for a nap during the middle of the day on a road trip. It was a bit hot, but I was able to get in some refreshing sleep.
Lucky I took my nap when I did. It was back to following slow drivers. This time, it was 27 in a 50. We were literally doing half the speed limit!
If I wasn't putting along, I was stopped for construction.
I slowly but surely made it to Lamoille County.
One thing I will give Vermont is that it challenged me to pick out which building is the courthouse. Normally, it's easy to spot. Out there, it seemed like half the buildings could be courthouses.
I drove past the fake courthouse to get to the real courthouse in Washington County.
Most of the towns in Vermont seemed to have too many people for the infrastructure they had, which I think led to many of the traffic jams. The one exception was Montpelier. That town seemed quiet, and it was cool to see the Vermont State Capitol Building. If I were to stay in Vermont, I think Montpelier would be where I'd stay.
I had about had it with Vermont and this trip in general. I could tell I was no longer in my 20s and could go for days on end with little rest. With that and all the other weird stuff that happened, I was exhausted. I decided I'd start heading back towards home and get some counties along the way. I returned to Addison County, the county I had initially missed when I entered Vermont. Of course, it rained super hard and I had to slow way down on the way there.
I then looked for a rest stop in New York and set Google Maps to it.
I was soon crossing the same bridge into New York that brought me into Vermont.
I'm not sure if it was the most direct route, but Google had me go down this really windy mountain road. It was definitely a challenge to drive it, especially in the fog.
I made it to the rest stop.
I made a wrong assumption there would be food along the way. I was glad that New York had upped their vending machine game. There were chicken wraps available.
I originally thought I'd get up early and try to push myself again. I'd find a line of counties on the way back to visit. I had talked to Victoria the night before, and she was also kind of tired from watching Little Dude. I decided to get a few more counties and then head home. This trip had taken a lot out of me.
I slept in a bit, and looking at the fog in the mountains when I woke up was scenic.
Since I didn't have the courthouse address in my phone's contacts, I needed to search for it. Despite specifying the city and the address, it felt the need to search both New York and Ontario.
I got directions and made my way into the foggy mountains. It appears that gas stops were far and few between.
I wasn't going to take my chances with gas. I eventually discovered Mountain Market was the only place in 100 miles with gas.
One thing I find cool about Upstate New York is the sheer number of mom-and-pop places. They all seem to have delis, and everything is made fresh. I got a breakfast sandwich and took my time eating it.
After filling up my car and belly, I reached the Hamilton County Courthouse.
I had to take some real back roads to Herkimer County.
I got stellar gas mileage on the way to Oneida County for mountain driving.
I realized I90 ran right through where I was in Utica, New York. I decided to call it and start heading back home.
I got some coffee and hit the road.
I stopped at a New York travel plaza. It was a bit small inside, but nice.
It had amazing internet speeds!
I decided to get some Shake Shack food. This was the first time I had eaten at Shake Shack, and it was pretty good!
I hit the road, and it started to get cloudier. I eventually ran into some rain.
The rain cleared up, and I kept driving, making the occasional bathroom and/or gas stop. Eventually, I made it to an Ohio travel plaza.
They had a nice food court. I had a hard choice of Panda Express or Sbarro. Panda Express eventually won out.
I wanted to get Laffy Taffy for dessert, but they didn't have any. I got Chewy Sprees instead.
From there, it was more driving. I wanted to make it past Chicago to avoid traffic, but I hit a wall in Indiana. I stopped at a travel plaza there and called it a night.
The following day, I was up around 4:00 AM. I grabbed some breakfast and high-tailed it into Chicago.
Luckily, I avoided traffic and drove straight to Belleville. I backed the car into the garage and unloaded everything. It was good to be home!
This ended up being an interesting trip. I definitely pushed my limits. I do notice I cannot go dark to dark for days on end with very little sleep. I don't know if it's the perpetual tiredness you get being a parent or if I'm just getting older. It's probably a combination of both.
For future trips, I'll probably try to take it easier. I won't be as productive in the number of counties I visit, but the trips will be more relaxing. Also, if weird stuff pops up, it won't further exhaust me.
I will say in this trip I was impressed with Northern Ohio and Upstate New York. I really liked the area. I can't say as much for Vermont. It seemed crowded, and driving at such slow speeds got old fast. I do look forward to future trips. I think I might hold off on going out for this long again and focus on a few days. I'll keep testing more strategies and see which are the most sustainable.
I'm definitely in it for the long run. Here is where I'm currently at with my counties.